a few more off the top of my head

is wearing white after Labor Day

is a lumbering oaf with a sackful of kittens

had that Florence Henderson dream again last night

is living on a prayer

wants to sing Kumbayah with the moderate Taliban

is an aggrivated chimpanzee with a handful of poo, don't mess with me

is NOT going to listen to the voices today, I'm just not that limber any more

is rearranging the deck chairs

has a date in Constantinople

is dreaming of leg warmers and Olivia Newton John

is laboring in his leisure suit

's chain mail is chafing, I need to cut back on the mutton

is Mr. Smarty Pants

is looking for the basement in the Alamo

is Zamfir, master of the pan flute

likes moonpies, moonpies are good to me

doesn't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

is continually amazed at the staggering genius of Bob Mader

is remembering band camp

was looking for girl, but ran into a guy, His name is MCA, I said "howdy" he said, "Hi"

is a terrifying terrorist

is Inigo Montoya, you keeled my fodder, prepare to diet

is mucilaginous

имеет изверга в его кальсонах

Heghlu' Meh QaQ Jajvam!

's social security number is 457-55-5462

is filling the bathtub with holy water... don't ask.

thinks his wife is the most awesomest babe in the freakin universe! Word!

is turning his head, and coughing.