needs more cowbell.
thinks, first Ahmadinejad got my paint matching way off, Hitler got my lumber order wrong, and Pol Pot way overcharged me. That is the LAST time I go to Home Despot
thinks one of the least effective ways to calm a baby is to say "Oh shut your cry hole"
always heard if you are attacked by a bear, you should play dead. That way in a little while when you actually are dead, you'll pretty much already know what to do.
has 30% less dander than yesterday.
always heard, you get what you pay for, unless it is life insurance. Then someone else gets what you paid for.
knows the capital of Djbouti.. do you?
would just like to run away sometimes, and start a habadashary on a quiet San Salvadorian street corner.
made you look! HA HA ..sucker!!
decided if I ever needed duck feathers, I'd call the homosexual chapter of MENSA and the local convent.. because brainy gays and nuns they always get me down.
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