Monday, May 4, 2009

Swine flu suggestions

oh Swine flu, Schmine flu.. give me some bacon!

oh sure, not only do I feel like crud, I've been ostracized from my nephew's Bar Mitzvah!

thinks this Swine Flu is nothing compared to that case of Rapscallion Measles he had last year.

thinks Fever.. check, chills, check.... finds self hovering over a Pink Floyd concert? uh oh..

wonders why they call it H1N1, when, "The Flu Formerly Known as Pig" is much catchier.

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